The Incredible Hulk
Director: Louis Leterrier (Transporter I & II, Danny the Dog)
Writers: Zak Penn, Edward Norton
Producers: Avi Arad, Kevin Feige, Gale Anne Hurd
Starring: Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, Tim Blake Nelson, Ty Burrell, William Hurt
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running time: 114 min
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reviewed by Andrew James
      How much can really be said about The Incredible Hulk? Bruce Banner's version of Mr. Hyde is about as brainless as it gets. With sub-par acting, seen-it-before action sequences and cameo/throw-back gimmicks, most of my in-theater time was spent thinking about which movie to sneak into next.

      Bruce Banner (Norton) is a man on the run from the military. He hides a secret genetic code within his blood that John Hurt and the rest of the military command want to use as the ultimate biological weapon. Banner, meanwhile, is hiding out in a third world country trying desperately to find a "cure" for the gamma ray induced defect in his blood; which, when his heart rate goes above a certain point, causes Banner to morph into a raging, angry, green beast that can "toss a forklift like it's a softball."

      The military signs on the best marine they can find (Roth) to capture Banner and bring him in alive. Of course, to be of any sort of match against the "hulk" that banner becomes, they treat this marine with a similar dose of radiation that enables him to regenerate quicker and perform physical feats no normal human could even entertain. Meanwhile Banner searches out his long lost girlfriend for help (who also happens to be the General's daughter) and a mysterious geneticist known only as Mr. Blue to help with finding a cure. A lot of running, smashing, throwing and fighting ensues.

      Despite the opening, hate-filled paragraph above, The Incredible Hulk does a few small things going for it. For starters, it manages to show what it's trying to show sans confusion and with style. The opening shot flying over a large city in Brazil is quite breathtaking and gives the viewer a gorgeous look at our settings for the next 30 minutes or so. The fight scenes are equally viewable in their texture and perspective - with a lack of the standard shaky cam or quick cuts and a plethora of zoomed out perspective shots.

      Also kind of fun are the homages to the original television series of the 1970s. Not the least of which is the use of the familiar, lonely piece of piano score as Banner wanders slowly up a desolate road. A brief mention/joke about the purple shorts is mildly amusing and of course the quintessential Stan Lee cameo appearance. As cute/amusing these small homages are, The Incredible Hulk takes it a bit too far during a couple of scenes with a couple of other inside jokes and brief cameo appearances and it was difficult to keep from rolling my eyes at times.

      Norton, Hurt and Roth. Three extremely talented actors all agreeing to sign on here for one hulking paycheck. Roth is underused and frankly misused. Hurt is serviceable and is actually the best of the three, but his character is fairly uninteresting and unagreeable. Norton isn't quite laughably bad, but it's just flat enough to make me wonder what happened to the guy who not too long ago was doing class-act work in films such as Down in the Valley, The Painted Veil, or going all the way to the beginning for a rookie of the year performance in Primal Fear. Honestly, what happened!? Oh yeah, and Liv Tyler is in this too as the love interest who looks scared and screams a lot.

      The biggest problem facing The Incredible Hulk is it's similarity to just about every other comic-book, super hero movie ever made. Remember Iron Man from a couple of months ago? Yeah, this is the same movie; but instead of a misunderstood robot fighting a slightly bigger and better robot, this is a misunderstood mutant fighting a slightly bigger and better mutant. They throw each other around for a bit, smashing busses and buildings in their wake in the process. At least Iron Man had Robert Downey Jr to carry the whole thing on it's back so to speak. Here, it's just more of the same (complete with the evil, low-frequency voice over from the nemesis).

      Sure it looks pretty good, but so what!? This day in age everything CGI looks pretty good and mentioning it almost seems superfluous. With hundreds of millions of dollars in the budget, I expect it to look kind of cool AND have an interesting story thread with decent acting. Nope.
     


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