November 1st, 2007

Movie Openings

     It’s always fun when because of someone talking about a certain movie that they just saw or whatever it turns to a different but still related conversation. Recently I had one about the best movie opening shots/scenes (or towards the beginning) you have ever seen. I just wanted to mention it on the blog and get other people’s favourites. Here is some of mine:

Blade Runner - A movie that took me a whopping 4 times to appreciate and now I LOVE it. And even when I HATED it I still really loved the opening shot. The overview shot of the city with the explosions and the close-up of the eye (BEAUTIFUL!).

Blade Runner opening

Donnie Darko - We open with the view off the top of a mountain road, we pan over to a guy lying on the road with his bike next to him. He gets up (after presumably sleeping there all night) turns towards to the camera, a sly smirk comes on his face and he walks away and the words DONNIE DARKO come on the screen in front of the sky. Don’t know why I love that shot so much.

Donnie Darko opening

Once Upon A Time In The West - This may be actually a bit of cheat because with this I am referring to the first 5 minutes. The three cowboys commandeering the train station and waiting for the train to arrive. One of them sits with his hat slightly over his face, with a fly annoying him. The eerie silence and tension is fantastic (and cheers to Kurt for encouraging me to see this masterpiece).

Once Upon A Time In The West opening

Memento - The ULTIMATE film for playing around with the plot order. And the opening shot (which is actually the end of the story) of Guy Pierce standing there after having just killed somebody and then it reverses to the picture he tok going back into the camera, the gun flying back up into his hand and the guy he just shot coming back to life. It’s a crazily effect movie with that shot opening it perfectly as far as being in tune with what the rest of the movie is like.

Memento opening

Reservoir Dogs - One of my all time favourite scenes in one of my all time favourite movies. Tarantino as Mr Brown explaining the meaning of “Like A Virgin” by Madonna. And of course Mr Pink not tipping the waitress. Classic and hilarious.

Reservoir Dogs opening

Okay those are just some of mine but what are yours?

October 2nd, 2007

Top 100 Movie Facts You May Not Know About Me

     A couple of days ago I came across a top 100 list Andrew had created on his MySpace page about facts about him. And I was thinking of doing the same. But then I thought it would be more fun to do a “top 100 movie facts about me” list and post it on the ever diverse Movie Patron Blog as opposed to the now irritating MySpace. I won’t do a 100 all at once, I will opt to do 10 every few days, adding to the list as I go. So hopefully I will have 100 in a few weeks. So here goes - the first 10 movie facts you may not know about me!

1. I have yet to see Jaws.

2. I was one of the few who LOVED Death Proof.

3. I am in the minority in not thinking all that much of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

4. I have only ever seen one documentary (film) in my entire life – guess which one!

5. The first movie I remember watching was Evil Dead at age 3.

6. I tend to love ‘weird’ films i.e. Donnie Darko, Lynch flicks etc.

7. I never saw Citizen Kane until 2007.

8. I dislike movies set steeply in the Scottish culture i.e. Braveheart, Trainspotting etc.

9. The only “type” of film I have never seen at least one of is a ‘Bollywood’ film…and I probably never will.

10. My favourite genre of movie is Crime/Gangster.

September 26th, 2007

Personal Top 100 Updated

     While bored at work, I spent most of the afternoon revamping my Top 100 films list of all time. You can see the list at any time by clicking on the “Top 100″ button near the top of any page on MoviePatron. But I’m posting it on the blog today for commentary. As written on the Top 100 page, there are some preliminaries regarding this list:

     These are my personal favorite top 100 films of all time. Now first of all, I do not necessarily consider these to be the “best” films of all time. They are simply my favorites. Recently MP contributor, John, made a list of 100 films he’d want with him on a desert island. A good idea I thought. This is sort of my version of that list.
     The list was put together fairly simply. In the fall of 1999, I created a list of all the films that I could remember seeing in my lifetime using “Videohound’s Golden Movie Retriever” book. By going through that list (of about 2000 films at the time), I created a sublist of possible contenders for the all time 100 list. I came up with about 160 films, I then weeded out the extra sixty films (which included “Sixth Sense,” “E.T.,” “Blade Runner,” “Wall Street,” “Good Night and Good Luck,” “Blazing Saddles,” “The Game” and many others), and proceeded to rank the remaining 100, which is the list you see here. I try to update the list about every year and a half or so to account for new films I’ve seen and older ones that I’ve lost some interest in.
     Lastly, realize that these are my favorites of all time; therefore, there may be some films that are included in this list simply for nostalgic reasons or because they remind me of my childhood. Also realize that aside from maybe the top 20 films, the others could move up or down a few spots on any given day, depending on my mood.
     Lastly, lastly, this list does not include the Star Wars saga; which is automatic, as the greatest story ever put to film. And no, I did not forget The Godfather, I just don’t see the greatness in it; or Taxi Driver for that matter.

So, without any further ado….I give you…Andrew’s favorite 100 films…see them all!!!!

100) Natural Born killers
99) The Abyss
98) Face/Off
97) Dazed and Confused
96) Glory
95) Silence of the Lambs
94) Starship Troopers
93) Snatch
92) Desperado
91) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
90) Breakfast Club
89) Back to the Future
88) Terminator 2
87) Weird Science
86) Black Hawk Down
85) Titanic
84) Multiplicity
83) Mr. Mom
82) Fantasia 2000
81) Braveheart
80) Forrest Gump

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August 28th, 2007

Antonioni Remembered . . . or is he?

     So today as I went through my daily movie-website visits I came across Total Film’s list of The Greatest Directors Ever. The directors are listed from 100 to 1. Each is given a nickname and dedicated a paragraph on his/her work, and it’s decided what his/her best film is.

     As I go through the well planned list I notice a couple noteworthy inclusions. Sofia Coppola, for example, makes the list at #99, a talented and promising underrated director who’s latest film Marie Antoinette I consider one of last year’s best.

     I scroll further down the list and I’m more or less satisfied and as I get to the top ten I say to myself: “Alright! Antonioni has yet to come up. He must be in the top ten.” At times severely underappreciated, Antonioni generally makes top 100 lists but rarely makes the top ten. I scroll down further: Kubrick, Welles, Fincher (what? at number 10?!?!?!), Bergman, Coppola, Spielberg, they’re all there. And so I’m expecting Michaelangelo Antonioni any minute, and to my total surprise not only is he not in the top ten, he hasn’t even been included on the list! Abel Ferrara sits happily at 100 while Antonioni is nowhere to be found.

     Sure there are other directors they forgot. They remember contemporary directors such as Baz Luhrmann, Ferrara, and M Night Shyamalan but forget the likes of Alejandro González Iñárritu, Alfonso Cuaron, Wes Anderson, and two-time Palme d’Or winning Luc and Jean-Pierre Dardenne? They include Hollywood blockbuster machines Bryan Singer and Tony Scott but leave out classic filmmakers Charlie Chaplin and Alain Resnais? As is the case with any such list (the recent OFC Top 100 comes to mind), some deserving candidates will get lost in the shuffle.

     But these otherwise egregious oversights pale in comparison, fully eclipsed by the total ignorance of leaving out one of the 20th Century’s brightest and most important artists. Antonioni’s films are just as, if not more, important to cinema history than the films of Welles, Bergman, or Coppola; much less George Lucas or John Woo (both included).

     Personally this terribly obvious oversight strips away any and all validity Total Film’s list at one point held.

August 28th, 2007

Best of Summer 2007

     Well, summer movie season is pretty much over with. Now it’s the time of year for true cinemaphiles to smile. The kids are back in school so we can see movies that make us think and drop our jaws. But wait, was the summer season that bad? My initial reaction was yes, it was. But after looking back, there were some real gems over the past 4 months. Let’s have a look…

     It all started with Spider-Man 3. Oops; off to a bad start, let’s continue with just the good ones.

28 Weeks Later (4/5 stars) - A most triumphant sequel to Danny Boyle’s 28 Days Later. Fast, exciting and Zombies! The first 15 minutes is worth the price of admission alone. Great follow up to an already great movie.

Bug (3.5/5 stars) - This little film that did nearly zero at the box office and had more people walk out of during the screening than any other movie I’ve ever seen was actually borderline spectacular. Judd proves she can act and the entire premise is something intriguing and annoyingly itchy at the same time. NOT a creature feature, but one of the better “close quarters” films I’ve seen with great performances all around.

Mr. Brooks (3.5/5 stars) - Another surprise that didn’t do so well at the box office. It’s nothing overly spectacular, but I’m a big Costner fan and to see him playing a darker role was a real delight. The back and forth exchanges with his darker, alter-ego played by William Hurt was not only fun in terms of the dialogue, but the way the idea was portrayed and how it was delivered really worked well in an original fashion.

Knocked-Up (3.5/5 stars) - Very funny. But I was dismayed about the fan boys over reaction to it. It wasn’t that great.

Paris je’Taime (4/5 stars) - Maybe not technically a summer film as I saw it rather late, but who cares? It made it’s wide release in the states in June and was one of the most enjoyable experiences I had at the theater all summer.

Ocean’s 13 (4/5 stars) - Almost as good as the first film. Just as much fun and Soderbergh is back in top form. A real comeback after the crap that was Ocean’s 12.

Day Watch (4.5/5 stars) - If every big budget, effects bonanza was as good as Day Watch, I would stop complaining about three-quels and the entire nature of the summer blockbuster season. This is how action/effect films should be made always!

Ratatouille (3/5 stars) - Though I didn’t like it as much as everyone else did, I still found it rather enjoyable and it obviously has captured the hearts of critics everywhere. Wonder why it didn’t do as well at the box office? Oh yeah, because I’m right and it’s not funny enough, not aimed at children (as it should be) and focusses far too much on humans instead of fantastical beings (like cars, toys, monsters, fish, etc).

Once (4.5/5 stars) - Probably my favorite movie of the year so far. Charming, delightful, beautiful, artful and most of all, tremendously musically inclined! If you don’t like this movie, chances are I don’t know you.

A Mighty Heart (4/5 stars) - Raw, emotional power that is shot extremely well and likely gives Angelina Jolie the chance at another Oscar. It’s depressing, but fascinating and captivating as well.

Rescue Dawn (5/5 stars) - The only perfect film I saw this summer. I could honestly not find one fault through the entire picture. I’m not even much of a Werner Herzog fan… I am now.

Sunshine (4/5 stars) - Though not without its flaws, Sunshine delivers on almost every level during the first 90 minutes of the film. Unfortunatle it falls apart after that, but the first part is good enough that it’ll be worth a purchase come DVD release day. Too bad too, because hed the ending been changed, this had a good shot at a 5 star effort.

The Bourne Ultimatum (4/5 stars) - Even though it’s exactly the same as the last movie, almost step for step, it is still the best action movie of the year and rip-roaring good time. You also won’t find a much better cast as this.

The Simpsons Movie (4/5 stars) - Funny as hell. Laugh and then laugh some more. It’s basically one long episode, but who cares? It’s almost 20 years in the making and it delivers in spades.

Superbad (4/5 stars) - Finishing off the summer season we end a pretty high note (unless you consider Rush Hour 3 to be the end of summer season). The Apatow crew delivers again with a hilarious teen comedy. You don’t have to be a teen to appreciate this one. Everyone will laugh; including you.

     So that’s it. 2007 Summer wrap-up. Though there was definitely some shit out there, looking back at this list, I’m happy to report that my knee-jerk reaction was incorrect. It wasn’t so bad was it?

August 20th, 2007

Combined Top 10 Lists

     Jonathan over at Cinema Fusion just pointed us to a really cool collection of Top 10 movie lists by Directors, Critics and Stars over at Combustible Celluloid. I thought it would be fun to take their lists and come up with a combined Top 100 Movie List.

     I’ve combined all the lists in excel and sorted by number of times each movie shows up. They are ordered 100 down to 1 and sorted alphabetically when there are movies that had the same amount of votes. I’ve also included the number of times that each movie shows up.

     I actually find this list quite interesting. There are some similarities to the AFI top 100 but there are also some serious differences.

*One final note. I also didn’t spend the time modifying the votes. A few people voted for Godfather and some others voted for Godfather 2 and then there were 6 people who said Godfather 1 and 2 as a choice. The list isn’t perfect but its fun to look at none the less.

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August 19th, 2007

Top 10 Chase Sequences

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     Quite often in films, there is a chase sequence. Most of the time it involves a couple of cars - the bad guy trying to get away from the good; or vice-versa. Sometimes it is more than one car (Italian Job) and other times there aren’t even cars involved at all, but trucks, ships or something else entirely. Here are my ten favorite chase sequences:

10) Terminator 2: Judgement Day
- - The T-1000 drives a semi truck off a bridge in an effort to kill John Connor who is frantically trying to escape on his little 100cc dirtbike through the dried up spillways of Los Angeles. Luckily Arnie saves the day on his Harley. Nothing overly special; just an exciting scene utilizing unique vehicles and characters in an equally unique environment. This is pure diesel power at 100 MPH.

9) The Matrix Reloaded
- - The high speed chase down the expressway is VERY fast and very intense with some pretty interesting characters that help make the chase that much more memorable. Major crash ups with a lot at stake. The only thing keeping this from being higher on the list is the obvious use of too much CGI. Had it been more “real”, it’d be higher on the list.

8) The Bourne Supremacy
- - The way Greengrass is able to pull this off in such a believable manner is fascinating. It’s not as intense because it’s so much fun to see the camera inside the car and its passenger as it takes massively huge hits from oncoming and side traffic.

7) Deja-Vu
- - This chase isn’t even really a chase. It’s easily the most original and innovative car “chase” I can think of. Denzel is chasing a guy that was there 102 hours ago using advanced, “see into the past” technology. It’s a total mind trip and exciting as hell. Especially given what is on the line. One of the best sequences of 2006.

6) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
- - The mine shaft chase on carts. So much fun, because they can’t steer and they can’t slow down. Some track missing? Tough luck, you’ll have to jump the tracks. With agents of death hot on their trail, Indy has to be as innovative as ever to get away. Did I mention they’re riding over molten lava?

5) Raiders of the Lost Ark
- - Once again Indy finds himself in a tight spot and must be innovative. And innovative he is in one of the most iconic images of the decade… maybe ever, as Indy goes UNDER the moving truck to come up safe on the back end. Yeah.

4) The French Connection
- - It’s been a while, but I remember the chase through NYC; weaving and dodging traffic and the narrow lanes beneath the L trains as Hackman tries desperately to keep up with the fast moving train in his Pontiac GTO. Some narrow misses and near death for a baby in a stroller made this one a chase to remember.

3) Bullitt
- - My dad told me to watch Bullitt for the car chase, so I did. Man, he was right. Through the streets of San Fran over those huge hills, Steve McQueen and his speed machine gets some serious air. Not the best chase ever, but it probably was at the time. And damn cool it is.

2) Return of the Jedi
- - To this day when I ride my parents’ 4-Wheeler through the woods at top speed I recite lines to myself from the speeder bike chase in Jedi. How fast do you think they’re going in that movie? 100? 200 mph? Maybe more? Impossible with all that foilage and those huge trees of Endor, but no less of a thrill.

1) Ronin
- - Wow. This sequence seems to just go on forever and the speed at which DeNiro drives through those narrow streets is absolutely gripping. I remember my teeth nearly breaking as I gritted my jaw together so tightly and I kept looking for the seat belt on my theater chair. The most exciting and well choreographed chase scene I’ve ever seen. Brilliant.

honorable mention must go to Ben-Hur. It’s not a chase sequence technically, because it is a race, not a chase. Still, it’s exciting and gruesome as hell. I still have seen nothing like it to this day. I would’ve paid top dollar back in the day to watch a chariot race like that.

August 2nd, 2007

Top 10 Movies About Music

     I just realized that it’s been a while, a long while actually, since I posted a new Top 10 List. Stealing a page from a recent filmspotting episode and with the very recent love of Once, and with the newly generated OFC top 100, I thought I’d put together my top 10 favorite films about music. These are not musicals (with one exception), these are movies that are more or less about music in some capacity. This list is compiled from a “nominee” list of 22 films that I’ve seen that are about or relating to music. Here they are:

10) The Blues Brothers
- An instant classic with Aykroyd and Belushi in ther prime. Fun as hell and Carrie Fisher looking f.i.n.e.

9) Hustle and Flow
- As much as I hate hip-hop/rap, this movie struck me pretty hard with some great performances (I’m a Terrence Howard fan for life now) and one of the best scenes of that year - the first recording session of “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp.” Which was ripped by people for winning the Oscar, but those people didn’t see the song in context of the film. It was amazing.

8) Fantasia 2000
- Saw this on the IMAX screen and was blown away. Love all the songs and the animation is beautiful, cute and heartwarming. Rhapsody in Blue, the flying whales and Donald Duck in Noah’s Ark being personal favorites. It’s just a gorgeous film - betters the original.

7) Moulin Rouge
- Here’s the one exception. Not a lover of musicals AT ALL! But this one struck me as different. Baz Luhrman’s directing style is autier enough to keep me interested; but what really makes the film fun is the fact that almost all of the songs are renditions of popular tunes. Every band ever was represented here (Nirvana, Poilce, Madonna, U2, Elton John, and on and on and on).

6) Walk the Line
- Johnny Cash has been one of my favs since I was a little kid. And Reese and Joaquin made it absolutely come alive with spectacular performances (including their amazing singing voices that sound just like Cash and Carter). It’s toe tapping the whole way through.

5) High Fidelity
- My first brush with Jack Black and of course Cusack is great as always. Wonderful little performance from Todd Louiso as well. As a teenager, I probably spent more time in the record store than I did at school and if you’ve seen this film, you might find it fitting that this movie is coming in at #5 on my list (and I swear I didn’t plan it that way).

4) This is Spinal Tap
- The original “mockumentary.” Absolutely HYSTERICAL.

DAVID: “I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.”
or
NIGEL: “It’s like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.”

3) The Pianist
- OK, admittedly this one is a bit of a stretch as being about music, but Brody plays a pianist and it’s the memories of music that keep him going. An absolutely fantastic and powerful film (Polanski’s best in my opinion - though I haven’t seen them all). I saw this three times in the theater.

2) Once
- We’ve talked about this ad nauseum on this site. I ADORE this movie to death and can’t wait to see it again. One of the ten best of 2007 (maybe even in the top 5 by year’s end). Another hidden gem that everyone should seek out. If you don’t like it, you’re not only wrong, but cold hearted as well.

1) Almost Famous- In my top 20 movies of all time. From the dialogue to the beautiful shots to the great acting by all around (Macdormand, Hudson, Crudup, Lee - back when he had a decent career, and the fantastic cameo of Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Lester Bangs). It’s also a great coming of age story set in the world of the 70s rock phenomenon.

It also has maybe my favorite scene of all time of any movie ever: The band and all the roadies and “band-aids” have a huge fight and everyhing looks like it might fall apart. The next day when they’re driving through the countryside on their bus is a transcendant scene. One guy starts singing Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer” out loud, but softly to himself. Soon, someone else joins in and then another and another until the whole bus is singing joyously in unison… bloody fantastic. It truly almost brings a tear to my eye just writing about it. Everything bad in the world just goes away with a little bit of good music and friends.


     So there you have it. My ten favorite (not necessarily best) films about music. I had a nominee list of about 25 movies and cut it down to these final ten. What do you think? Did I miss any or am I wrong about any?

July 30th, 2007

Online Film Community Top 100


     The Online Film Community’s Top 100 project is finally complete and ready for viewing! Check it out and make sure you see them all.

What:
The OFC Top 100 was the brain child of Jonathan Burdick of CinemaFusion and was meant to be a nie alternative to other top 100 lists out there. We weren’t trying to show anyone up or make a “definitive” list. It was mostly just something fun that the online movie community could get together on and see what comes out. It was loads of fun and we’re happy it worked out so well and we’re thrilled on the turnout on the number of voters and sites participating.

How:
It started with just a nominations list by each writer of 100 titles that they’d like to nominate for the list; using whatever criteria they so choose. All titles that were nominated at least three times were then put on one large list of over 500 titles. From this larger nominations list, each writer chose 100 films, ranked them in order from 100-1 and then a point system was applied to each list (#100 = 1 point, #99 = 2 points, #98 = 3 points and so on). The film with the highest number of points after the tallying was completed became our #1 movie of all time, and the next largest point getter became #2 and so on and so on.

     So thanks again to Jonathan on getting this all put together. It was loads of work and we all appreciate it and it seems to have turned out quite nicely. I’m pretty happy with the list as I scan the titles. A few titles left off that I’d like to have seen and some that shouldn’t be there, but it’s a nice alternative list with lots of great entries. Kurt and I will discuss the list a bit on this week’s Cinecast (episode 57).

The List:
100 Nosferatu (Murnau, 1922)
99 Cinema Paradiso (Tornatore, 1988)
98 On the Waterfront (Kazan, 1954)
97 Blue Velvet (Lynch, 1986)
96 Reservoir Dogs (Tarantino, 1992)
95 His Girl Friday (Hawks, 1940)
94 Lord of the Rings, The: The Return of the King (Jackson, 2003)
93 Toy Story (Lasseter, 1995)
92 Notorious (Hitchcock, 1946)
91 400 Blows, The (Truffaut, 1959)
90 Ghostbusters (Reitman, 1984)

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July 20th, 2007

Really, Its not the Same Movie

     I was looking for an interesting topic to post about and Andrew suggested that I look at similar movies that are released shortly after each other. I figured how hard could it be, sure there are probably a few examples. I thought of about 5 or so right off the top of my head. We’ll after some searching I discovered that Hollywood really enjoys releasing similar movies. This isn’t a definitive list but it shows just how many times this has happened. The one that is bold is the one that I think is worth seeing (there are a few where I haven’t bolded either or have bolded both).

Flushed Away (2006) and Ratatouille (2007)
I’ve seen Flushed Away and I actually really enjoyed it once it got past the initial childish humour. I really think it is a shame that Aardman and Dreamworks aren’t going to be continuing as partners as Flushed Away is way better than the newest Shrek movie. Rataouille isn’t out yet but it is a Pixar flick and that means it will be good.

The Black Dahlia (2006) and Hollywoodland (2006),
Both were released only a week apart
and while I didn’t really mind The Black Dahlia it was a bit too slow and just didn’t tell a real interesting story. Hollywoodland on the other hand did an excellent job of keeping me entertained and told a very good story. If you can only see one check out Hollywoodland.

Over the Hedge (2006) and Open Season (2006)
I don’t care what anyone says I actually hate Open Season and it is solely for the point that I disagree with the G rating it received. At one point the hunter is running around with a huge buck knife trying to hack the deer to pieces. Now I don’t mind my 4 year old seeing bug bunny type humour but the violence was too real to him and I it ruined any enjoyment I might have gotten from it. Over the Hedge was a half decent CGI movie. It didn’t rank up their with Pixar work but it was still good enough to keep me amused and my son enjoyed it.

Turistas (2006) and Hostel (2006)
I have no intention of ever seeing Turistas. I saw Hostel and I actually enjoyed it a bit. The reason I enjoyed it wasn’t because of the sex or the violence but because of how the main character acted in the end. The twist ending was interesting enough that I can recommend it.

Get Rich or Die Tryin’ (2005), and Hustle and Flow (2005)
I haven’t seen either movie but I am tempted to see Hustle and Flow simply for the music. I loved the soundtrack for Black Snake Moan and I’m curious to see if Craig Brewer scores it as well as he did for BSM.

The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005) and Requiem (2006)
Here are another two movies that I haven’t seen and I don’t really have an opinion on either.

Happy Feet (2006) and Surf’s Up (2007)
Surf’s Up isn’t out yet but it looks kinda cute so I’ll probably watch it with my kid. Happy Feet annoyed me with its bizarre message during the second half. If something is cute then it is worth saving otherwise who cares about destroying the environment. I enjoyed the first half but the second was just weird and with its message it is hard for me to recommend.

Flight 93 (2006) and United 93 (2006)
I haven’t seen either yet. I’ve purchased United 93 on DVD so I guess that would be the one I recommend and I know Andrew will second the recommendation and he has actually seen it. :)

The Illusionist (2006) and The Prestige (2006),
Both were released in 2006. Andrew is going to be annoyed with me for this but I enjoyed The Prestige much more than I did The Illusionist. The magic in the Illusionist just seemed to fake. It really needed to explain how he magic worked for me plus I also hated the ending. Both myself and the person I was with comment on how we were both waiting for the big Kaiser Soze reveal. The Prestige on the other hand told a great story about obsession. The magic was all explained well even even if it isn’t really possible and I thought the twists were excellent. Every time I thought I had figured it all out something else happened which made me realize that I was close but off by just a bit.

Capote (2005) and Infamous (2006)
Capote is worth watching for Phillip Seymour Hoffman alone. I can’t say much more in a comparison since I’ve yet to see Infamous.

Æon Flux (2005) and Ultraviolet (2006)
I don’t plan on seeing either and I think I’m better off for that plan.

Madagascar (2005) and The Wild (2006)
I’ve seen both and other than the Penguins in Madagascar both movies have left my memory. I guess that means both of them weren’t that good but they also couldn’t have been that bad.

Sky High (2005) and Zoom (2006)
I don’t really want to see either of these Super Hero comedies and to tell you the truth I’m somewhat dreading when my kid gets older and wants to see these bad live action comedies.

The Cave (2005) and The Descent (2005)
I know that both are movies about monsters in caves. I’ve seen The Descent and highly recommend it. I love the feeling of claustrophobia it creates. I’ve never seen The Cave as the reviews were enough to keep me from wanting to.

Elektra (2005) and Catwoman (2004)
I hate to say it but I’ve seen Elektra. I really want those 90 some minutes back and if I got them back I can guarantee I wouldn’t be using them to ever watch Catwoman.

Garden State (2004) and Elizabethtown (2005)
I’m pretty sure I should see these. I’m not sure why since I don’t know too much about them but I’ve heard the names enough that they must be good.

Home on the Range (2004) and Barnyard (2006)
Here are another two forgettable CGI movies. About the only thing I really have to say is that I love how all the cows in Barnyard are male and female. Why confuse the kids with adding Bulls into the mix? I guess if you have to see only one of them check out Barnyard for the dancing creature.

Finding Nemo (2003), Shark Tale (2004) and Shark Bait (2006)
Finding Nemo is an wonderful CGI movie, actually change that I think its a wonderful movie overall. I rank it right up there with Pixar’s best. Shark Tale was meh and I’ve never heard of Shark Bait till now.

Phone Booth (2002) and Liberty Stands Still (2002)
I really enjoyed the concept of Phone Booth. I can’t say I was sitting on the edge of my seat the entire time but at least the concept was cool. I have not see Liberty Stands Still. I’ll go with a mild push towards Phone Booth till I either see Liberty Stands Still or hear something good about it.

Mission to Mars, Red Planet, and Ghosts of Mars were all released in 2000 and 2001
The first two of these are totally blending together for me and I haven’t seen John Carpenter’s Ghost of Mars so I don’t really want to recommend any of these. If you want to check out a cool Mars movie I’d point you to a mini series from back when I was a kid. I can’t remember the title of it but all I remember is that when the astronauts arrive at Mars they find their dead relatives living there. I’ll see if I can track down what it was and truthfully it was probably pretty bad but at least I have one memory from that show.

Dark City (1998), The Thirteenth Floor (1999), eXistenZ (1999) and The Matrix (1999)
Skip The Thirteenth Floor and watch the rest. They are all good. Dark City is cool noirish science fiction, eXistenZ is Cronenburg and Matrix is just good dumb fun science fiction.

The Truman Show (1998) and EdTV (1999)
I didn’t really enjoy The Truman Show and I’ve never seen EdTV so I’d say go watch Dark City.

A Bug’s Life and Antz, released in 1998
I really enjoyed the retelling of Seven Samurai using bugs. I can’t remember a single thing about Antz (other than I think Woody Allen is in it) so go with the Dreamworks flick.

Deep Impact and Armageddon, released in 1998
I hated Armageddon and never saw Deep Impact so go see Dark City. ;)

Sliding Doors and Run Lola Run, released in 1998
Run Lola Run is one of the classic culty type movies I love showing people who haven’t seen it before. It is a great movie about the impact of a single small event on the day of a woman. Sliding Doors just did not interest me at the time. Am I wrong should I be checking it out?

Elizabeth and Shakespeare in Love, released in 1998
My wife enjoyed Shakespeare in Love and I thought it was good. For some reason I just never wanted to see Elizabeth. Personally though I think the hype Shakespeare received was a bit more than it deserved but its still a pretty good movie.

Saving Private Ryan and The Thin Red Line, in 1998
I’d really suggest seeing them both. I think the first 20 minutes make Saving Private Ryan worthwhile. The rest is good but no where near as good as the beginning. Thin Red Line is a much more complicated better told war movie in my opinion. If you can only see one see Thin Red Line but I think everyone should see the opening of Saving Private Ryan at least once.

Dante’s Peak and Volcano, released in 1997
Guess what, I say skip them both. I haven’t seen either and I don’t think I’ll ever spend the time watching them.

Independence Day and Mars Attacks, two alien-invasion movies released in 1996
These two are totally different type movies. Independence Day pretty much takes everything I despise about big summer blockbusters and does them all perfectly. Mars Attack is a fairly amusing take on the whole alien b-movie from the 50s and 60s that I have fond memories of. No I’m not that old but I used to watch them late night on TV.

Babe and Gordy, released in 1995
I think everyone will easily say that Babe is the better movie. I think James Cromwell performance actually steals the show from the animals. I really should buy Babe actually.

Twister and Tornado!, both released in 1996
Did I really enjoy Twister, no not really except for the flying cow. Tornado! really just came across as a rip off of Twister and since that movie didn’t really do it for me I don’t think I’ll ever check out the lesser version.

Tombstone (1993) and Wyatt Earp (1994)
I know I’ve heard that Tombstone is a good movie but I seriously can’t remember it. I think I’m going to revisit is in the near future. I don’t really remember Wyatt Earp but I know I’ve seen it also. I don’t think it receives the praise that Tombstone does so I think I’ll just leave it at that.

1492: Conquest of Paradise and Christopher Columbus: The Discovery, released in 1992
Another two movies that I’ve seen but can’t remember much about. I think I’ll go with 1492 because it doesn’t have Tom Selleck as King Ferdinand.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves and Robin Hood were both released in 1991
I’m sorry I sort of like Prince of Thieves. Its one of those guilty pleasure type movies for me. The Robin Hood with Patrick Bergin just fades into memory for me. It was okay but nothing special. Although, if I was really wanting to watch some good Robin Hood action I’d check out the BBC TV series Robin of Sherwood from 1984. It combines the story of Robin Hood with Pagan mythology in a cool way.

Lambada (1990) and The Forbidden Dance (1990)
I’m sorry, dance movies just aren’t my think so if you want to see one feel free too see them and then let me know which is better.

Platoon (1986), Full Metal Jacket (1987) and Hamburger Hill (1987) all featured US soldiers in Vietnam during the Vietnam War. Later, Born on the Fourth of July and Casualties of War were released in 1989

The Abyss, Deepstar Six, Leviathan, The Evil Below, and Lords of the Deep were all released in 1989
I’ve actually seen Deepstar Six and Leviathan and I can say compared to The Abyss they are terrible. Of course I don’t really consider The Abyss to be a monster movie which is more of what Deepstar Six and Leviathan are. I’ve never seen The Evil Below or Lords of the Deep. I’m am interested to see the director’s cut of The Abyss with the alternate ending. I’ve heard it is a much better ending.

The Secret of My Succe$s (1988) and Working Girl (1989)
I haven’t seen either. I’ve heard some good things about both. I think I’ll probably catch them eventually but I’ve got a long list of movies to see before either of these.

Turner & Hooch (1989) and K-9 (1989) are both movies where a police officer gets a dog for a partner.
There is just no interest here for either of these two movies. Like I said before I’m dreading when my son gets to the age where he likes these live action family movies about people and their animals.

Dangerous Liaisons (1988) and Valmont (1989) are both versions of the novel Les liaisons dangereuses.
I really need to see these. I know Dangerous Liaisons is a good movie. I’ve heard Valmont isn’t too bad either although nowhere near as good.

An American Tail and The Great Mouse Detective, both released in 1986
Two cartoons about mice, neither of them interest me. I can find a lot of other cartoons that my son can watch.

Back to the Future (1985) and Peggy Sue Got Married (1986)
Back to the Future is a classic now. It did time travel in a perfect way. The sequels were pretty bad but at least the original was really good. I’ve never seen Peggy Sue Got Married

Porky’s, The Last American Virgin, Screwballs and Losin’ It were all released in 1982 and 1983
At the time I loved these movies, they were all the forbiddin fruit type of thing for me. Although now that I think of it I think I’d much rather watch Hotdog the Movie before any of these.

The Warriors (1979) and The Wanderers (1979)
I know I’ve seen The Warriors but I don’t remember much about it and I don’t believe I’ve seen The Wanderers.

     Okay, there you have it. I originally intended to like all the movies up to IMDB but when I actually realized how many duplicate type movies there are I lost motivation. Feel free to comment and let me know where I picked the wrong movie to watch or if I missed any pairs of movies.

July 18th, 2007

Most Original Films?

Requiem for a Dream (screenshot)

     Well since it’s kind of a slow day (Around these parts anyway *Said in best “Sam Elliott from The Big Lebowski voice”*) I thought I would do a random, kind of fun post to get discussion and opinions going. You could call it a “game” but it isn’t really. I just thought it would be fun if you could come up up with a list of the most original films you have ever seen. Now these are films that (in your eyes anyway) can’t be compared to any other film (that you know of). In other words; films that stand totally on there own as being totally original. Whether it be in the ideas within it, the way it is executed direction-wise, the style of writing; anything. Now I know that no matter what film you name there is always going to be someone who can compare another film to it. So if it helps just use the criteria of the angles I just mentioned. Now this is just for fun so remember keep the comments friendly. (The list doesn’t have to be of a certain length or necessarily in order). Here is my list:

Requiem for a Dream - It is the first film that pops into my head when I hear the word “original”. I honestly cannot think of any other film like it (with the exception of comparing others simply because they are weird).

Being John Malkovich - How in the hell did someone come up with the idea behind this film? It’s crazy…but brilliant.

Donnie Darko - Have you ever seen a film about a 6-foot tall bunny rabbit from the future telling someone the world is going to end? ‘Nuff said.

Brazil - To my knowledge there has never and probably will never be a film like this again. And that’s part of the reason I love the film so damn much.

Napoleon Dynamite- A strange one to have on the list considering it is set in every day life and nothing discernibly weird or out of the ordinary happens in it. And yet the film seems alien and different than other comedies and films in general.

Waking Life - The film before A Scanner Darkly. If I am not mistaken this was the very first film to have the Roto-scoping technique employed in it. After this film I thought my head was going to explode with all the information I had just received and yet I was better off from the experience.

Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas - One of the very few films that would make much more sense ondrugs than watching it normally. Weirdness and originality is where Gilliam excels in and this might just be the most original film of his to date.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Only Michel Gondry could make the casual erasing of a person’s memory perfectly plausible. Stands firmly in a sub-genre of it’s own within the romantic/comedy genre.

Memento - The first (and I believe) only film to use the back-to-front storytelling. Confusion as never been this interesting.

2001: A Space Odyssey- Probably the most original films of the sci-fi genre that I can think of. It doesn’t feel the need to have epic space battles (although I’m not saying there’s anything wrongwith that, of course) or outlandish CGI. Sci-fi at it’s most silent.

Amelie - Goes just that bit further and pushes the boundaries as far as romantic comedies. This is very odd and different to many other film I have seen.

A Clockwork Orange - With regards to mostly the script more than anything (although everything else is pretty unique too). I would be very impressed if someone could decipher the dialogue of this film and translate it into English. Something tells me it would not have been as good if spoken normally.

Blue Velvet - I guess you could compare this to any other of Lynch’s films (of course) but apart from that this unique but brilliant film-making.

Pi- Independent with a capital “I”. And with the exception of Aronofsky’s next film (the previously mentioned Requiem for a Dream) I don’t think there is another film like this. It is definitely an acquired taste but it simply needs to appreciated for it uniqueness.

     At the moment those are all I can think of so feel free to post your list and by all means comment on mine; telling me how right or how wrong I am. And most of all have fun!

July 9th, 2007

The OFC Top 100



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July 4th, 2007

Foriegn Film List

     Over in the forums one of the regular users just posted a really cool topic. He asks everyone to post their favourite film from each country/continent listed below.

Feel free to tell me how wrong I am and add your list to the comments and the forum.

Specific countries:

UK - Life of Brian

Italy - The Bicycle Thief

France - Fabuleux destin d’Amélie Poulain, Le

Germany - Run Lola Run

Netherlands (Holland) - Sorry, I haven’t seen any.

Belgium - Man Bites Dog

Czech Republic - Sorry, I haven’t seen any.

Spain - Pan’s Labyrinth

Sweden - Seventh Seal

Russia - Night Watch (I’ve only seen it and Day Watch)

China - Drunken Master 2

Brazil - Turisatas (Just kidding I don’t think I’ve seen any

Hong Kong - Infernal Affairs

Japan - Seven Samurai

Philippines - Sorry, I haven’t seen any.

Australia - Japanese Story

General regions:

South East Asia - Infernal Affairs

The Balkans (Croatia, Serbia etc) - Kontroll

South America - El Mariachi

Other Europe - The Wind that Shakes the Barley - Ireland

Africa - The Gods Must Be Crazy

Other Asia - Ong Bak - Thailand

Other Scandinavia - I need some help on this one…

July 3rd, 2007

Top 10 Most Overrated and Underrated Films

     Lists. They are always fun. And that is because all films are subjective; one person’s absolutely favourite film might be detested by another viewer; that’s the beauty of it. So I thought for some fun I would make lists for what I think are the most overrated and underrated films of all time. Now someone pointed out the last time I did a list post (I think it was with the “Best of the Genres” list) that you can’t say that about all time as obviously you haven’t seen every film ever made. So from now on, this and any other list I do I will be referring to the one’s I have seen personally. And you do the same if you would like to share your list. Anyway have fun!

My Top 10 Most Overrated Films:

10. The Green Mile - Not a film I completely hate or anything but just very overrated. The praise it gets from everyone isn’t comprehensible to me.

9. Blade Runner- Again not a film I hate but it’s one of the most boring sci-fi films I have ever had to sit through. Now some people may say that that’s short sighted of  me to judge a film on how well paced it is and no appreciating any other aspects. I do appreciate those other aspects but a film can’t hold up (with very few exceptions of course) if it’s that slow paced and boring that it becomes almost unwatchable.

8. Braveheart- One of my most hated films of all time. And if you asked me why I couldn’t give you an answer. I have absolutely no clue why I hate this film but I do. And that is the reason I find it drastically overrated. C’Mon we all have a film we hate for reasons unknown, right?

7. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy - It really pains me to put this on my list as I absolutely frickin’ love the first part of it. But after seeing that I’d had it really. I honestly don’t see what everyone else does (especially with the latter part of the trilogy). To use a quote from Clerks II, “All it was was a bunch of people walking. THREE movies of people walking to a fucking volcano!” Perfectly sums it up.

6. The Exorcist- I am one of the few who hadn’t seen this film years ago. I just recently watched it not one month ago and it is honestly the single most boring horror film I have ever seen. One thing a horror film should NOT be.

5. The New World - To borrow a quote from a Flixster friend of mine, “How slow-paced does a film have to be before it turns into a painting?” ‘Nuff said.

4. Trainspotting -Officially my most hated film of all time. And like with Braveheart I have no idea why. I remember the last time I watched it I felt like taking a shower afterwards - what a disgusting film.

3. The Deer Hunter- In my eyes the single most boring film of any film I have ever seen. The only merit the films holds is the cinematography. Christ we have to sit through a wedding with people dancing for almost the first hour! “zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

2. The Godfather Part II - I absolutely love the first one and yet somehow find this extremely and totally overrated. I think I fell asleep a few times.

1. Apocalypse Now- Yip - THE most overrated film I have ever seen. Every top war film list this is always near - and more often than not - number 1. It’s just so depressing and unpleasant to watch (and not in a good way if you know what I mean).The plus side is if you are having trouble sleeping put this in the DVD player and you’ll be out cold!

 My Top 10 Most Underrated Films:

10. Multiplicity - Probably the most underrated and under appreciated comedies I have ever seen. I mean Keaton playing 4 different people and yet still somehow making it fresh and funny? Now that’s talent.

9. National Treasure - Kind of the modern day Indiana Jones. Although not quite up to that standard obviously this is still one of the films I have the most fun watching.

8.  Swordfish - Have no idea why this either gets panned or overlooked. It’s so frickin’ cool it’s unbelievable.

7. Brick - My favourite film of 2006 and one hell of a film it is. And yet it just seemed to come and go from theatres and even when it arrived on DVD it didn’t get much attention - and unjustly so.

6. Carlito’s Way - One of Pacino’s best films in my opinion. So much better than Scarface I think, at least this had  a point.

5. Vanilla Sky - Have absolutely no idea why people say this is terrible. One of my favourite Tom Cruise performances and films. I guess I just have a thing for weird films. The twist was genius.

4. Casino - Next to Goodfellas this is my favourite gangster film (as in mob gangster aka Goodfellas-esque). Joe Pesci in an even more psycho role than Tommy from Goodfellas. And THAT’S saying something.

3. Catch Me If You Can - Although not his best it is 100% my favourite Spielberg flick. So much fun watching DiCaprio at work in his finest performance to date.

2. Revolver - Tripe? Awful? Terrible? I think not. People just seemed to say this film was awful just because Ritchie didn’t do another Snatch or Lock, Stock. And yet if he HAD he would have been panned for “just doing the same again”.  applaud the effort and the willingness to try something different more than anything I guess. But I still think it is a great movie.

1. Unbreakable- Overshadowed by Shyamalan’s infinitely inferior The Sixth Sense, he deserved an Oscar for making this film in my opinion. Sam Jackson in his finest role since Jackie Brown and Shymalan at his absolute peak.

     So there you have it folks - my most overrated and underrated films of all time. Now I ask that you don’t just bash my list and say I am crazy for putting a certain film on there if you don’t have the guts to put your own list to compare. Like I said, have fun and happy discussion!

July 1st, 2007

Top 100 Sci-Fi Flicks

     Man, after AFI released their Top 100 films of all time, lists have been springing up all over the place. Here is one that was actually announced a couple of weeks ago, but I thought I’d throw it up here for all to see. Better late than never right?

     Rottentomatoes has their best 100 science fiction films of all time. They used a weighted system of their “Tomato meter” along with the number of reviews for the movie. Not included in the list are the zombie and anime genre.

     Nothing jumps out at me as particularly interesting or surprising; save for two or three small things:

–It was nice to see Primer on the list. If you haven’t seen this mind-frack of a movie, it’s one of the better independent films I’ve ever seen. I’m glad it made the cut (barely).
Terminator at #15, but T2 at #27? Not sure I like that.
–Also the top 10 is a little unsettling. I know I’m biassed, but Minority Report and The Host over Star Wars IV? I can live with the top four being where they are (though I obviously disagree), but otherwise Star Wars should EASILY be in the top 5. And I would consider putting Metropolis at #1. This proves RT system is flawed ;)

Anyway, here’s the full list…

100 Escape From the Planet of the Apes (1971)
99 Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)
98 Primer (2004)
97 The Thing (1982)
96 A Boy and His Dog (1975)
95 Dark Star (1974)
94 Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
93 Dreamscape (1983)
92 It Came From Outer Space (1953)
91 A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
90 Death Race 2000 (1975)

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MY top 6 (kind of a mix of my favs and what I consider “the best”):

10 T2
9 Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
8 City of Lost Children
7 The Matrix
6 Jurassic Park
5 Aliens
4 Blade Runner
3 A Clockwork Orange
2 Star Wars Trilogy
1 Metropolis

June 27th, 2007

Women’s Rebuttal to AFI

Sally Field in Norma Rae     After the release of AFI’s Top 100 list last week, lots of discussion and debate kicked up surrounding the AFI’s final results. Though mostly predictable and somewhat obvious, it’s still fun to argue about and question.

     One group that really got into the question was The Alliance of Women Film Journalists (I didn’t know there was such a thing). The AWFJ got together and concocted their own list of films they thought were of a standard high enough to be included in a top 100 of all time list. Apparently, they didn’t have any rules like women directors only or feminist films, they just wanted to see what would happen when they put their favorites together. Would it automatically include more films directed by and starring strong females or have more of a feminist plotline? You decide…

     Thanks to Kurt for pointing me to the story. Here’s the list via Cinematical.

THE ACCUSED (1988): Somewhat based on the true story of a 1983 gang rape of a woman at a New Bedford, Mass., bar, the movie stars Jodie Foster (her first Oscar) as the sexually provocative and damn near indomitable working-class victim who refuses to go whimpering into her trailer and pretend it never happened. Her performance is both vibrant and vitriolic, while still conveying, in the film’s bleakest moments, the embers of fear and resignation that remain after white-hot anger fades. (Eleanor Ringel Gillespie)

ADAM’S RIB (1949): Katharine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy triumphantly play out the battle of the sexes, as lawyers with gender inflected ideas about the law. (Martha P. Nochimson)

THE AFRICAN QUEEN (1951): Quintessential Hepburn/Bogart matchup in a leaky steam vessel on the Lumbasi River. Not only can Kate’s classic Presbyterian spinster, Rose Sayer, hang with the toughest of men, her wit and intelligent determination lift the level of discourse. Despite the leeches and broken props, Sayer never compromises her personal beliefs. (Sheigh Crabtree)

ALL ABOUT EVE (1950): Fasten your seatbelts for Bette Davis as the aging Broadway diva who has everything but wants more, balancing love and work as her conniving protégée Anne Baxter makes life turbulent. (Carrie Rickey)

ALL ABOUT MY MOTHER (1999): All the world’s a stage in Pedro Almodovar’s Oscar-winner, which represents the full flowering of his trademark “screwball melodrama” style as he weaves wildly disparate elements into a hilarious, compassionate and utterly unforgettable whole. (Carol Cling)

ALICE DOESN’T LIVE HERE ANYMORE (1974): Scorsese’s rare moment of being in touch with his feminine side. (Susan Wlosczyzna)

ALIEN (1979): Still the reigning action film that neither exploits nor over-feminize its no-nonsense, take-charge heroine (SW)

AN ANGEL AT MY TABLE (1990): Stunning biopic of New Zealand’s Janet Frame, misdiagnosed as a schizophrenic, who emerges as her island nation’s literary eminence in Jane Campion’s portrait, prickly as it is plush — just like its subject. (CR)

AN UNMARRIED WOMAN (1978): Almost laughable in some ways now (really, she LEAVES the wonderful Alan Bates?) but a groundbreaker in taking women’s issues seriously at the time. (SW)

AMELIE (2001): Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s aggressively sunny romance pits a quirky wallflower (Audrey Tatou, Olive Oyl’s flesh-and-blood cousine) against the troubles of the world and the wallflower wins, brightening the lives of her Montmartre neighbors and even finding a love as eccentric as she. Gloriously nutty valentine to oddballs everywhere or sickeningly sweet French pastry? Count me among the besotted: Jeunet’s digitally tweaked and sweetened Paris is whimsical perfection and Tatou’s crooked smile could turn vinegar to honey. (Maitland McDonagh)

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     You’ve still got the obvious choices in here like Casablanca, Citizen Kane and E.T., but clearly the list is full of stories that revolve around women standing up for themselves or who play a strong part in the story. I think that’s great and not really surprising.

     I sort of like the fact that its in alphabetical order too and not ranked; so no film is really considered greater than another (though many clearly are). Still, I would’ve liked to see what they consider the best, or at least given us the top ten. I make lists for everything and would like to see what they think.

     As for the specifics of the list, it’s hard to argue with most of the titles on here as film is subjective and it was put together by a lot of X chromosomes working overtime. I especially appreciate (and was a little surprised by) great foreign films like Raise the Red Lantern and Volver (among others) included here. I have to take a little exception though, with films like Bend it Like Beckham and A League of their Own. Really!? I mean, I like these movies (actually, I like A League quite a lot) but in the 100 GREATEST films of all time? Clueless? C’mon, there’s something more going on here than creating an honest list. There’s obviously an agenda here. Sure they’re female journalists, but to me this list seems a little “over the top” in its feminist ambition. Not that I’m opposed to that, but I wish it was just made clear and they were a bit more truthful about it.

     Admittedly there’s a bunch of films on here I’ve not seen, but I know what great cinema is and what isn’t. Nearly all of the films on here are wonderful films and I (personally) think about 50% of them are worthy to be on a Top 100 list. But no Kubrick films? No Kurosawa? Whatever. It’s an interesting list to be sure, but not one I’m going to rely on as difinitive (nor did they intend it to be).

     What do you think? Am I totally wrong here?

June 21st, 2007

AFI Top 100 (new list)

AFI 100 Years…100 Films

     Tonight on CBS, Morgan Freeman hosted the newest “100 Years . . . 100 Movies” series. It’s been 10 years since AFI released it’s last best 100 films of the last (of which I have a checklist and have seen exactly 55 of - you wouldn’t believe some of the 45 I haven’t seen and I’m not tellin’) and they’ve decided to update that with some new films of the last 10 years. Because I love lists and I love to analyze these lists, this is one of the best for discussions and analyzing.

     Star Wars moved up TWO spots! The two biggest jumps from the 1998 list, were Charlie Chaplin’s 1931 film City Lights jumped from No. 76 to No. 11, while the 1956 John Ford-John Wayne Western The Searchers took the biggest leap, from No. 96 all the way to No. 12. Martin Scorsese’s Raging Bull bounding upward from No. 24 in 1998 to No. 4 on the new list and Alfred Hitchcock’s 1958 thriller Vertigo hurtling from No. 61 to No. 9 this time.

     Films that dropped out of the top-100 this time included 1965’s Doctor Zhivago, which had been No. 39 on the 1998 list; 1984’s Amadeus, which had been No. 53; 1977’s Close Encounters of the Third Kind, which had been No. 64; 1990’s Dances With Wolves, which had been No. 75; and 1927’s The Jazz Singer, which had been No. 90.

     Close Encounters director Steven Spielberg had the most films on the list with five, while Hitchcock, Stanley Kubrick and Billy Wilder each had four.

Here’s AFI’s Top 100 films of the last 100 years.

2007 List
1998 List
1. “Citizen Kane,” 1941.

2. “The Godfather,” 1972.

3. “Casablanca,” 1942.

4. “Raging Bull,” 1980.

5. “Singin’ in the Rain,” 1952.

6. “Gone With the Wind,” 1939.

7. “Lawrence of Arabia,” 1962.

8. “Schindler’s List,” 1993.

9. “Vertigo,” 1958.

10. “The Wizard of Oz,” 1939.

1. “Citizen Kane,” 1941.

2. “Casablanca,” 1942.

3. “The Godfather,” 1972.

4. “Gone With the Wind,” 1939.

5. “Lawrence of Arabia,” 1962.

6. “The Wizard of Oz,” 1939.

7. “The Graduate,” 1962.

8. “On the Waterfront,” 1993.

9. “Schindler’s List,” 1958.

10. “Singin’ in the Rain,” 1939.

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June 20th, 2007

The Best of the Genre?

     Now this may seem a discussion better suited for the forums but since the day has been slow (with regards to both posts and just in general) I thought I would just post it in the blog. I was just thinking over the past day or so about movies and genres of movies. I was thinking to myself what is the best film from each type of genre. And then I thought it would be fun to see what the Movie Patron users think are the best of each genre. So what I would like you to do is post each genre as a heading and then proceed to put the three best films from that genre under that heading. It would be best just to copy my list below and delete/ammend accordingly. Now keep in mind it is the best films of the genre not your favourite (although they can be the same if that’s the case). So without further ado here is my list:

Action

Die Hard, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, The Matrix

Adventure

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Comedy

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Big Lebowski, Shaun of the Dead

Crime/Gangster

Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects

Drama

The Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, American History X

Epic/Historical

Saving Private Ryan, Gladiator, Schindler’s List

Horror

The Shining, Alien, Psycho

Musical

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Wizard of Oz

Sci-fi

Alien, The Matrix, 2001: A Space Odyssey

War

Saving Private Ryan, Downfall, The Great Escape

Thriller

Memento, Seven, L.A. Confidential

Foreign

Oldboy, City of God, Pan’s Labyrinth

Romance

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie

Animated

Toy Story, The Lion King, Spirited Away

Western

(Sorry, no films for this as I haven’t seen many aka not a fan)

     So there you have it my list of what I consider to be the best films of each genre. Now post yours, feel free to add any genres I have missed and happy discussion!

June 5th, 2007

Getting To Know Me

     As an introduction to my new position as a writer for the Movie Patron blog I thought I would do something similar to a fellow, fairly new, writer John Alison by posting my top 10 films of all time. This will hopefully let you get to know me a little bit, for those of you who don’t already, and I hope that you will all welcome me into this little online community. My list is as follows:

 10. Seven - A fantastic mystery/thriller (and some may negotiate horror) from the equally fantastic David Fincher. I watch this often, when I am feeling in an extremely quizzical kind of mood…

9. Batman Begins - Such a wonderful film, unusually good for how new it is. Christian Bale hit the nail on the head with his portrayal of the Dark Knight in my eyes and hopefully the proceeding sequels will be just as good.

8. The Shawshank Redemption - The film I consider to be the BEST film ever made, but although obviously not my favourite. It’s PERFECT.

7. American History X - Edward Norton ultimately makes this film how good it is but him aside it is still fan-tastic.

6. American Beauty - The role of Kevin Spacey’s life, and THAT’S saying something. Funny, sad, witty, clever and extremely affecting.

5. Memento - A monumental achievement in originality. It could be argued that if this film played out ‘normally’ that it wouldn’t be as engaging but there in lies the brilliance.

4. Reservoir Dogs - Violence? Check. Swearing? Check. Interesting dialogue? Check. Amazing film? Check!

3. Fight Club - One of the few twists of it’s kind that actually seems original rather than cliched and boring. The second Fincher film to feature on my list. I know I am not the only one to have this on my top 10 of all time list…and justly so.

2. Donnie Darko - One of the rare films that I IMMEDIATELY  wanted to watch again as soon as it was done. A film that I still haven’t figured out even after multiple viewings. But that’s a good thing.

1. Pulp Fiction - Anyone who knows me from anywhere WILL know beforehand that this is my all time favourite film. It’s everything I want and expect from a film and much, much more. I have always, and probably will always maintain this as my favourite film ever made.

     So there you have it; my top 10 films of all time. Folks, with the comments - be gentle.

May 25th, 2007

The Best Star Wars Video Games

     I wrote this for my own site and my personal blog for today, but thought I would share it here too, since it’s obviously fitting.

     Star Wars: some of the greatest movies of all time that spawned some of the greatest video games of all time. Of course, there have been dozens upon dozens of games based on these movies and as expected, plenty of them range from mediocre to just plain terrible. One of those terrible ones that come to mind was the MMORPG Star Wars Galaxies. The extremity of the excitement I had for this game was only overshadowed by my severe disappointment after finally playing it. I tried to convince myself that it was enjoyable and wasn’t a waste of the $50 plus the $15 per month I paid, but I was only kidding myself. It was horrible - and soon even the most hardcore of Star Wars fans realized this as well and Galaxies merely faded in oblivion; now, only a few extremely dedicated (or just really delusional) people are still playing the game, but there are faint rumors that a Knights of the Old Republic MMORPG may be in the works and maybe, just maybe, it will help freshen the bad taste that Galaxies left in my mouth (honestly, I haven’t touched an MMORPG since). Read on though, and find out some of the Star Wars games that weren’t massive disappointments and kept me playing for hours upon hours not so long ago, in a basement not too far away… from my parents’ room.

8. Star Wars: Empire at War (2006; PC)
Combine elements of Age of Empires and Starcraft with the Star Wars universe and you have yourself an insanely addictive game. Play as the Rebels or the Empire and skirmish in space or on land. It’s a little repetitive at times maybe, as most RTS games are, but that doesn’t take away from the great Star Wars experience that this is.

7. Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire (1996; N64)
Coming out shortly after the launch of the Nintendo 64, this game focused on the time period between The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. You played as mercenary Dash Rendar and the main jist of the story was trying to help Luke Skywalker rescue Princess Leia from the evil Prince Xizor. It has a lot of familiar faces, and while the story isn’t anything special now that I take a step back and think about it, to the child that I still was, it was an amazingly cinematic experience and was just as good as any of the movies (and still, it’s better than the first two prequels anyway).

6. Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy (2003; PC, Xbox)
The story was pretty lame and it hurt that you no longer played as the franchise character Kyle Katarn but a new student into the Academy. Still, the game - most notably the insanely fun multiplayer - was a blast and the lightsaber dueling and force battling was incomparable. Getting a dozen friends together to multiplayer this game up was as fun as any Halo or Age of Empires shindig, and this made the game worthwhile and easily worth the money.

5. Super Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (1994; SNES)
I couldn’t decide which of the three Super Star Wars games to put on here, but in the end, I feel this was the most fun (and probably the hardest) of the three. While the game really isn’t much like the movie (see the NES games for ones that are even less like the movies), it was a lot of fun to play as Luke, Chewie, or an Ewok and jumping around killing various beasts that were never in the movies and dying most of the time. It’s still stands up as a fun game and every few months I get out my SNES, dust it off, and play it a little bit - just for old times sake… and a serious challenge.

4. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords (2004; Xbox, PC)
The story wasn’t as good as the first game, but the gameplay was just as good. In fact, it was almost identical to the first. It was more like a 50-hour, huge expansion pack to the first game than anything else - which wasn’t really a problem, since the awesomeness of the first game still hasn’t been surpassed. This game was loads of fun, was packed with content and entertainment, and was more addictive than crack. If you’d like to become a Star Wars junky along with the rest of us, you can purchase this game for $10 used on Amazon!

3. Star Wars: Dark Forces (1995; PC)
I was about nine or ten years old when this came out and I remember I had never experienced anything quite like it. It felt so real. The graphics felt so life-like. After this, I no longer felt the need to play Doom or Wolfenstein 3D, because in my ten year old mind, this surpassed them both. It introduced us to Kyle Katarn, a former Imperial agent and now a mercenary (and eventual Jedi in later games), around the times of A New Hope. While it wasn’t nearly as revolutionary as Doom or Wolfenstein 3D, the fun factor was equal, and for a huge Star Wars fan like myself, it may have been even a little more fun.

2. Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast (2002; PC, Xbox, GameCube)
To me, this is unarguably the best of the Kyle Katarn saga. It starts with Kyle who has given up on the force and his Jedi ways. Thus, the game begins as an exciting first-person shooter (much like the first game was entirely), for all Kyle uses is guns. A handful of levels into the game though, Kyle realizes if he doesn’t rekindle his ways with the Force and the Jedi, all hope may be lost, and this is when the amazement and the story of the game really kick in. This is the most fun you’ll ever have with a lightsaber (there’s a multiplayer aspect too, which is just as fun) - and the force powers are just as great to boot. You’ll never get tired of force pushing Storm Troopers off of cliffs. I promise.

1. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (2003; Xbox, PC)
Not only is this the best Star Wars game, it has a cinematic element and story that matches the greatness of the original trilogy. Some even argue that it’s more exciting and that some of the revelations match that of the “No, I am your father” moment from The Empire Strikes Back. I wouldn’t argue. The blend of RPG with action-game elements, the ability to make an insane amount of choices that changed the story, choosing the light or dark side, along with the amazingly well-written story and developed characters makes for one of the most rewarding gaming experiences ever. It really is that good. If you haven’t played it, you can buy it used on Amazon for the PC for under $10, so there is no excuse! A third game in the franchise is (sadly) yet to be announced, but let’s hope within the next few weeks and once Bioware has finished its current game, we might get some sort of news.

     That’s my list and I’m sticking to it. There are dozens more games out there, many that I haven’t even played, so there is no question I probably didn’t include a favorite of yours. So, which Star Wars game is your favorite and why?

-Jonathan