May 31st, 2007

My Favorite Film Critic

     There is no doubt that I look so forward each week to my download of the podcast from the BBC in which Dr. Mark Kermode analyzes the latest in cinemas. I don’t always agree with him (in this case I do - except that I liked Pirates 1), but it’s fair to say he is THE most entertaining film critic (that I know of) writing and speaking today.

     Case in point, his rant on Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End. Here is definitely one of the best reviews of the film you’re ever likely to hear. It doesn’t really matter if you agree or not; it’s just a stitch. Kermode goes on these rants all the time which is why his podcast is so enjoyable. If he likes a film, it’s not always quite as entertaining as this. In fact, other than maybe his review of Babel, this is probably his best rant that I’ve heard ever. I’m not sure if he takes a breath in ten minutes. Check it out below - just press play and sit back and enjoy the screaming.

**MILD spoilers within** - but really c’mon, how many spoilers can there be in a film with no plot?

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excerpts:

…when [Keira Knightly] and Orloondo Bland are on screen together, it’s like watching two chairs mating…

If you pay money to see Pirates…it’s your own fault and you’re helping bring down the collapse of western civilization.

Kubrick (in 2001) went from the beginning of civilization to the dawn of a new breed of human being in just over 2 hours. It’s taken [Verbinski] 8 hours to get from point A to point A.

May 30th, 2007

I Need Your Help

     I am flying out to Ottawa (its the capital of Canada for all you U.S. readers) and I’m curious if anyone can direct me to some cool theaters. I’m not so much interested in the big cineplexes but more so in the artsy independent film theaters. I’m also planning on doing some DVD shopping. Does anyone know if there are any really cool Video stores? I’m thinking of hitting the Chinatown there to see if I can pick up some good foreign movies.

     I shall have my laptop with me so I’ll continue to post as close to daily as I can while I’m there. I’m about half way through a long post that I hope everyone finds interesting. It should be up in a day or so.

     Oh, and if you live in around Ottawa feel free to comment and perhaps we can hook up and catch a movie. Even though I’ll have the family with me I’m still planning on seeing at least one movie a week.

May 30th, 2007

Will This Just Be More Slasher Porn

Last House On The Left      A remake of Wes Craven’s The Last House on the Left is likely coming and I hate to say it but I just can’t imagine it being any good. The original is a half decent little flick that is actually worth watching. With the way horror is going right now I can not see this becoming anything but another Hostel type slasher porn horror. I do not really have a problem with lots of gore and sex in a movie but as I’ve said before I will take creepy over gore any day.

     If you haven’t heard about the original here is the basic plot:

The script tells the story of a pair of teen girls who are kidnapped, raped and murdered by a gang of thugs. The killers unwittingly hole up in the home of one of the victim’s parents, who, upon realizing what their guests did, exact revenge.

Source: Hollywood Reporter Via Yahoo News

May 30th, 2007

What is your Favorite Paul Newman Movie

Paul Newman      Paul Newman is calling it quits when it comes to acting. He has been in many great movies. I was going to post a list of his movies that I really enjoy but I realized I still have not seen Cool Hand Luke so instead I’m just going give you my favorite Paul Newman movie, The Sting and ask what is yours?

May 30th, 2007

Wear Some Spoilers

Spoilers      I‘m going to assume that you all have seen a lot of movies and so I won’t really be spoiling anything for you by showing you that picture to the left. If you are worried about spoilers from some big name movies from the past then don’t look at the picture and don’t click on it to see it larger and then don’t go to http://www.threadless.com to order the t-shirt. I generally don’t like geeky shirts but I’m actually considering buying this one.

May 30th, 2007

Firefly Season 2?

Firefly      Firefly was one of those shows that had a great deal of promise but was bungled by the Fox network so badly that it wasn’t even shown for the full season. I’m still not sure why Fox felt the need to show the series out of order and why it was such a big deal for it to not be shown in wide screen.

     Oh well, I could rant for a real long time about Firefly but I’d prefer to just provide you all with the following link.

We are looking to push the envelope of episodic television by offering Season Two of Firefly in a groundbreaking new format. Each episode (or the entire season) would be made available for purchase in Standard or Hi-Definition.

It’s possible that subscribers may choose one of three playback options; monthly DVD deliveries, TV On-Demand using your cable or satellite provider, or computer viewing via Streaming Download.

It’s also possible that a box set of DVD’s would be available at the end of the season.

In order for our plan to be successful, we need to take stock of the browncoat recruits that support our cause. It will only take a minute, is strictly confidential, and each profile will take us one step closer to victory!

     Personally I think it just looks like some fans are getting together and are trying to bring the show back. I can not see it happening. Fox is not going to sell the rights for cheap, Whedon has moved on to other stuff after the box office failure of Serenity (our review). If it were to happen I think the cost would be just too high for it to be worth while.

May 30th, 2007

Cinecast Episode 49


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In this episode, Andrew and Kurt discuss:

Movie reviews for:
- Pirates 3
- Waitress
- Bug
PLUS…
- Kurt’s Top 5 films about food
- This week in theaters and our DVD picks
…and as always our signature tangents.

Unwrap the complete Show Notes by clicking on this link…
UNWRAP TEXT or SHOW **SPOILER**

May 29th, 2007

More Star Wars Posts?

     Just when you thought it was safe to re-enter the blogosphere free from Star Wars news, Celebration IV wraps up with a trailer for its upcoming CGI-animated television series, The Clone Wars.

     To me, this is a re-hash of the animated series they already released a couple years ago (which was surprisingly pretty decent). This one seems much more sophisticated and geared slightly more for the adult fan. It also, going by the trailer uses the voices of Anthony Daniels (C-3PO) and Frank Oz (Yoda). So if they can get some other original voice actors and keep the action to a maximum, this could actually be quite a bit of fun. Still, I’m looking much more forward to the live-action TV shows Lucas is planning on releasing in the near future.

     Anyway, thanks to Cinema Fusion here’s the trailer for the new show. Could be good, could be horrible. Who knows.


May 28th, 2007

A Success!

     Thanks to everyone who participated in the Star Wars Blog-a-Thon! We got a bunch of great posts and thoughts; as well as some new YouTube videos I’d never seen before. We’re closing down the open enrollment for posting, but feel free to leave comments on already published posts.

For the last Star Wars post, I’ll be submitting to you our top ten Star Wars moments within the next couple of days. Until then, we’ll now be returning to our regularaly scheduled program, but maybe we’ll do this again sometime for something else. It was a lot of fun (and a lot of work). Thanks again everyone. This was great!

May 26th, 2007

Lightsabers

     Haven’t you always wanted your very own lightsaber? Ever since I was a kid, I can’t think of anything I’ve wanted to own more (other than maybe a Milleniunm Falcon or an AT-AT). But if I had a lightsaber, what color would I want it to be? Judging from what is available in all of the films, these are my choices of color (in order from least wanting to most wanting). Yes, I’m a dork…

5) Yellow = I’m lame
4) Purple = I’m unique
3) Blue = I’m old school
2) Red = You talkin’ to ME?
1) Green = I’m the shit

May 26th, 2007

Another YouTube SW Post

     We’re almost done with the Star Wars blog-a-thon. But thanks to Jonathan over at Cinema Fusion, I saw a new YouTube video I’ve never seen. I thought it was pretty well done and inspired me to do my next post (coming soon). Raise your hand if you’re tired of Star Wars yet.

May 26th, 2007

Ryan vs. Dorkman II

     W‘ve posted this before. But it’s still the best SW fan made film I’ve seen yet. Well, next to TROOPS. Anyway, check this film out. Nice job guys. I think you’ve actually outdone Lucas for the best lightsaber duel of all time…


May 26th, 2007

Nat’l Treasure 2

     At my screening of Pirates 3 (fairly negative review to be coming soon), we got our first glimpse of National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets. I was one of the few who actually thought the first film (our review) was pretty good. I liked the little history lesson plus the great characters and of course, Nicolas Cage; who I think is misunderstood. Anyway, I will TOTALLY be at the theater for part 2 - which is coming soon. Here is the trailer that I saw on the big screen…


     Looks even more like Mission: Impossible meets Ocean’s 11. Great. I loved both of those films and the first NT. See you there opening night.

May 25th, 2007

My two bits for the Star Wars Blog-a-majigger…

Lucas is Vader!

[Posted previously over at www.twitchfilm.net. Used with my approval since I wrote them!]

     I haven’t toodled around the web tonight for fear of being inidated with gushing Star Wars posts. Yep, on this day in 1977 that little old movie opened up, set off a tidlewave of fandom and it changed a bunch of lives and most of us haven’t left our parents’ basement since. I read an interesting article from local critic Peter Howell this past Saturday. He’s not as warm and fluffy about the anniversary as I am [I just can’t contain myself you see]. Follow the link… Empire strikes out - Star Wars is turning 30 this week, but is there anything left for fans to celebrate about the once-beloved franchise?

     But prior to this article I had the pleasure of reviewing a great mock-doc called A Great Disturbance. It goes a little something like this… In April 2005, a film crew followed five delusional fans during their preparation, trip, and return from the third Star Wars Celebration in Indianapolis. Phil, a computer repairman who thinks he is the greatest and funniest fan of all time. Lee, debuting his homemade Stormtrooper costume. Doug, a competitive tabletop gamer who trash talks elementary school challengers. Derek and Smitty; two college preps searching for girls among the Jedi and Wookies. See the hilarious and biting satire of us Star Wars fans, the conventions we attend, and all the characters, costumes, long lines, exhibits, games, and fanny packs that come with it. Watch the film evolve from a great documentary into A GREAT DISTURBANCE.

     Imagine we’re sitting in a twelve step recovery group. ‘Hello, my name is Mack and I am a Star Wars fan. Near as I can remember Star Wars has always been a part of my life. My parents say they took me to see the first Star Wars back in 1977 but that would have made me three and half. I think they meant Return of the Jedi. In grade one my best friend was Craig and he had a lot of Star Wars figures so I would go over to his house and look at them. My brother and I had some figures and a Millennium Falcon but not much else. We were war mongers and collected G.I.Joe toys like it was crack, but back to our Star Wars years. Each Christmas we would take empty rolls from wrapping paper and have light saber battles in the living room. Star Wars was my life when I was a child and I remained committed to it throughout the rest of my life. I have toyed with the idea of shooting a fan film; the storyboards still exist. I believe Han Shot First. I have a collection of light sabers on the desk beside my computer desk. But I don’t consider myself to be a hardcore fan any more. I am somewhere in the middle ground, likely two or three steps away from dressing up in a costume and attending a convention like Celebration. I believe that thanks to the prequels that will never happen and I will remain a closet Star Wars fan’.

     Five friends who share common interests in Star Wars and filmmaking make up the creative team behind this film, Aegis Films. They cite shows like The Office and Curb Your Enthusiasm as influences on their work and there is certainly that element of comedic style to their approach. Though it doesn’t work some of the time it is still largely successful in soliciting big laughs. This group of friends produced, wrote, filmed, and even acted in their own mockumentary A Great Disturbance about the different types of Star Wars fans. They each adopt an extreme personality from that cross section of fans then interact with other fans at the convention. What you get is that very awkward yet realistic approach of comedic storytelling that is standard in those shows.

     And as a testament to their filmmaking skills though I screened this film without doing any research prior to screening it the first time I caught on pretty early that this was a mockumentary. When you ask someone to act and they have never acted before they are very obvious – case in point, the girl who hands Lee his asthma puffer in line. She gives the camera the ‘I’m not an actor but I am trying to be’ look. But, my roommate, who fancies himself as some sort of actor and filmmaker, didn’t have a clue until I told him otherwise after it ended. Well done guys. You fooled the fine arts high school graduate into thinking it was real.

     The characters are brilliant. Phil is the most hardcore of them all and therefore the most puritan of the lot. Even the sight of something non-Star Wars makes him seethe and soon what he perceives as a lack of true fandom draws him into a downward spiral. The same goes for Doug. An elementary school teacher, Doug is very caught up in tabletop game Star Wars miniatures. Unwilling to leave success in the game to pure chance and luck of the roll Doug has elevated playing the game to exceptional heights, so high that all that is left is the fall, and he does fall very hard. Derek and Smitty are closet Star Wars fans. Content to stand on the outside looking in at Star Wars fandom they come to Celebration out of curiosity and to pick up chicks. Derek spends most of the time looking to ‘get his drink on’ but Smitty approaches the convention with cautious optimism. And then there is Lee Sagowitz. God bless you Lee Sagowitz. The clear hero of the film, Lee loves Star Wars because it just makes him happy. He can hardly wait to put on his homemade Stormtrooper costume [it took him two years to make] and meets other fans. Lee is the heart of this film.

     The success of A Great Disturbance is the honesty in which each character is portrayed. Staying true to their characters, the circumstances create themselves and the actors are confident enough to pull off each incident with the goal for each character still in mind. What is also great about this film is that you don’t need to be Star Wars fan to enjoy it. This is a film that can be enjoyed by all. It is very funny and even heart warming in a sense because a clear hero emerges in this film- perhaps two. Lee, with his gentle and pure heart, wins out in the end and kind of gets the girl [Karen Sarna as the Femtrooper. Very hot and very married. Sorry guys]. Smitty as well comes out of the convention on the winner’s side with a hook up. Both Smitty and Lee, with their humble spirits and true hearts, emerge with their character intact and are both winners in the end.

     It is also interesting to note that the filmmakers openly acknowledge this as well, citing of all things a verse from the Bible at the end of their film. In the Book of Psalm, Chapter 37, Verse 11 reads, ‘But the meek will inherit the land and enjoy great peace.’. You go to any good Bible commentary and you will find that the meekness is ‘Partly of outward peace and prosperity, which God in his due time will give them: but principally of inward peace, in the sense of God’s favour and the assurance of endless happiness.’. Lee is the epitome of this verse, though I hardly think he realizes it.

     So what is the greatest disturbance of all? It is not that these fans exist. I’ve stood in three lineups for midnight screenings for the prequels. Believe me, I know the hardcore exist. I think what is most disturbing of all is that inside this kingdom of the geeks there still exists a hierarchy of social standing. That even inside this gathering of the presumably scorned and humiliated Star Wars fans there is the out casting of their own. That even inside a convention, this safe harbor of the Star Wars geek, there is the cool and uncool. The steady flow of mocking looks and sarcasm directed at Lee and his homemade costume is astonishing. For such a great collective to admonish one of their own is a sad testimony to this particular fan base.

     Where do I sit on the scale of Star Wars fans among this cross section? Most likely it would be Smitty but without the frat boy esthetic. The character of Smitty is someone who likes Star Wars but stand mostly on the peripheral of its fan base. Smitty is someone who grew up with Star Wars but he has never taken those final steps to indoctrinate himself into Star Wars fandom and devotion. Would I go to a Celebration? Maybe. Like him I would go mostly out of curiosity. Would I be comfortable at a Celebration? Only if I found comfort in the bosom of someone dressed as Princess Leia in the Return of the Jedi metal bikini.

     I can still admit that is the shit.

DVD Extras: Deleted Scenes [was a bit screwy on my copy. image and sound got out of synch. shame], Lee Sagowitz’s Trilogy Synopsis and Trailers.

Scripture and Commentary pages
Karen Sarna’s MySpace and Rebel Legion pages
Aegis Films and A Great Disturbance Myspace. Buy you copy of A Great Disturbance through the Aegis home page.

May 25th, 2007

Darth Vader is a Jerk

     I‘m having to much fun browsing YouTube right now. :)

May 25th, 2007
May 25th, 2007

Shatner Sings to Lucas

     I don’t have too much to say about this other than its worth a watch.


May 25th, 2007

Yoda

     Our little green friend, as Emperor Palaptine calls him, has become an international icon and hero. With his strange dialect and seemingly backwards talk (that is actually correct English) he always seemed to be the frail old Jedi that is the wisest creature in the universe. If the prequels taught us anything, we know that Yoda is not so frail and actually quite agile and can be dangerous as hell if provoked.

     He’s become such a favorite of so many fans around the world, that he’s actually become part of pop culture. Observe:

     Weird Al Yankovic produced a gold selling album entitled “Dare to Be Stupid.” The album was so popular mostly because of this parody of a popular Kinks song:

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The Simpons have used him a number of times:


simpsons_yoda.jpg

Even Apple has gotten into the act…


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     Accurate it is, to say that a hero and an inspirational figure, Yoda has become.

May 25th, 2007

Discovering Star Wars at 15

     You read right. I didn’t discover Star Wars until I was 15 years old. Growing up in a remote village in Europe can have some serious disadvantages.

     My first brush with SW was in highschool when I caught a portion of “Return of the Jedi” on tv. Yeah, I’d heard about the movies but I’d never made an effort to see them.

     And then I met the husband. The single, biggest SW fans I’ve ever met. His quiet demeanor shatters whenever someone even mentions anything remotely related to SW and trust me, that’s a huge deal. In 9 years, this is the only thing I’ve found that really makes him happy. Just don’t mention the words “Star Wars” and “Holiday Special” together in the same sentence.

     For last year’s celebration, a local sci-fi group showed a long lost copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special. The single worst thing ever made in the SW franchise and a project that Lucas has been burying for years. No special edition DVD here. Actually, not even an official release. Just lost to oblivion.

     When hubby refused to go, I knew something was up. Something was seriously wrong. After seeing it, I understood what that fear was. It was fear of pain. Of watching so bad that it killed a little part of your SW loving heart.

     But I’ll admit that it wasn’t all bad, there were a couple of less bad moments. Including this one which I’d like to share with you today.


     I may have discovered SW late and I many not even be as big a fan as most but I can appreciate the greatness of these movies and what they’ve brought to film making and film lovers everywhere. Happy Birthday!

May 25th, 2007