So there you have it, Oscars 2006 ends with a shocking upset: Jack Nicholson announces “Crash” as best picture of the year and surprisingly beats out “Brokeback Mountain.” Let me be the first (actually about the 153rd) person on the net to say, “hell…YES!” I was so excited when I saw that. It cost me 10 points on my Oscar ballot, but I do not care. Brokeback Mountain is quite possibly the most overrated film of all time and Crash was #2 on my best films of the year list (behind Cinderella Man). So again, CRASH wins big at the Oscars and I am ecstatic!
My other hope for a big upset didn’t come true as Rachel Wiesz steals the award to the FAR more deserving Amy Adams (”Junebug”). Not really a shocker though.
I had three absolute locks: Best Actor, Best Actress and Best Picture. I guess one of them wasn’t a lock. I was very saddened to see Paul Giamatti snubbed again in the supporting actor category. Not a huge shock though as George Clooney is Hollywood’s crusading hero and he did a good job in Syriana.
The rest of the show was, well….pretty dull I have to say. No huge surprises. No major foul-ups on stage. Although Jennifer Garner did almost fall flat on her face after tripping on her gown. Jon Stewart was fine. Nothing really special, but he was decent. I think they should choose someone new next year though. He just doesn’t have the energy or spark that a Billy Crystal or a Steve Martin has. He was good at coming up with pretty good one liners on the spot though. Some improv experience is always a good talent to have at the Oscars.
If I remember correctly, last year they made a few of the “less important” winners give their speeches from the their seat in the theater to save time. They also had all the nominees already on stage for some of the categories so as to save the time of them walking up to the stage. They got rid of that garbage this year but added a new twist. They play crappy music over the person giving their acceptance speech. What the crap is that!? Let them speak for God sake without noise in the background. They’ve worked their whole lives for this moment and you, the academy, feel it’s necessary to play a violin over their voice while they thank their dead grandmother? Show some respect for the love of everything good and holy.
THEN: it’s the last speech of the night. The acceptance speech for best picture and THEY CUT THE LADY OFF BEFORE SHE’S DONE!!!? What!? You gave Reese Witherspoon almost 25 minutes to speak and you give the winner of the biggest award of the night maybe 3 minutes!? That really upset me and I think it was very disrespectful and disgusting. Again, show some respect. The show didn’t run over like in past years. In fact, it was a little early; but they have to sell mascara so cut off the speaker. Grrr.
Nobody really cleaned house this year. There was no Titanic, no Gladiator, no Braveheart and no Lord of the Rings. The three big winners were “Brokeback Mountain,” “King Kong,” “Crash” and “Memoirs of a Geisha.” All receiving 3 awards.
My acceptance speech: “I’d like to thank the host and hostess of my Oscar party. I had a good time (as always) and was filled to the brim with food, drink and merriment. And I was sent home with leftovers for my lunch on what is sure to be a very tired Monday. So thank you again. It means a lot. You know who you are.”
Last couple things:
1) “Hard out Here for a Pimp” in my opinion was the deserving winner of best original song. I’ve already read, not an hour after the show ended, several people complaining about this win. The performance at the show was horrid I’ll agree; but when you see the song performed within the context of the film (plus how much better it was performed there) it will make much more sense. That scene in the film where they first put that song together makes the entire movie worth it. I don’t even like hip-hop and I think they chose the correct winner.
2) I’m still pissed about the following snubs:
- No “Star Wars III” nomination for best visual F/X and/or sound; and it doesn’t even win make-up over the goatboy from Narnia!? Did anyone from the academy even watch Star Wars III? Remember the emperor’s face as it melted from electricity? Remember Anakin Skywalker burnt to a crisp on the shores of the lava river? That wasn’t F/X people. THAT WAS MAKE-UP! AAAAAAGH!
- No nomination of “Walk the Line” for best picture? Ridiculous.
- “Sin City” should’ve been nominated for art direction.
- Where was “Pride & Prejudice” or “Memoirs of a Geisha” for best adapted screenplay? Please!
3) How creepy is Dolly Parton? She looks like a mannequin. One columnist recently wrote that “a Dolly Parton-Michael Jackson duet would shatter my HDTV tuner.”
4) Why was Don Knotts not mentioned in the year end tribute to deaths in Hollywood?
And now, because you can’t find it anywhere else on the net, here are all the results…
Stars indicate that I predicted the winner correctly in my “nominations announced” post (I got 11 right out of the 21 I predicted).
Winners in M.P. Maroon.
Best Picture
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.
CRASH
CAPOTE
MUNICH
Actor in a Leading Role***
Philip Seymour Hoffman, CAPOTE
Heath Ledger, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
Terrence Howard, HUSTLE AND FLOW
David Strathairn, GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.
Joaquin Phoenix, WALK THE LINE
Actress in a Leading Role***
Felicity Huffman, TRANSAMERICA
Charlize Theron, NORTH COUNTRY
Reese Witherspoon, WALK THE LINE
Keira Knightley, PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
Judi Dench, MRS. HENDERSON PRESENTS
Best Director***
Steven Spielberg, MUNICH
Ang Lee, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
George Clooney, GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.
Paul Haggis, CRASH
Bennet Miller, CAPOTE
Actor in a Supporting Role
Paul Giamatti, CINDERELLA MAN
George Clooney, SYRIANA
Matt Dillon, CRASH
William Hurt, A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE
Jake Gyllenhaal, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
Actress in a Supporting Role
Rachel Weisz, THE CONSTANT GARDENER
Frances McDormand, NORTH COUNTRY
Michelle Williams, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
Amy Adams, JUNEBUG
Catherine Keener, CAPOTE
Best Original Screenplay
Woody Allen, MATCH POINT
George Clooney & Grant Heslov, GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK
Paul Haggis & Bobby Moresco, CRASH
Stephen Gaghan, SYRIANA
Noah Baumbach, THE SQUID AND THE WHALE
Best Adapted Screenplay
Dan Futterman, CAPOTE
Josh Olson, A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE
Jeffrey Caine, THE CONSTANT GARDENER
Tony Kushner & Eric Roth, MUNICH
Larry McMurtry & Diana Ossana, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
Best Original Score
Alberto Iglesias, THE CONSTANT GARDENER
Dario Marianelli, PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
Gustavo Santaolalla, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
John Williams, MUNICH
John Williams, MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
Best Animated Film***
WALLACE AND GROMIT: THE CURSE OF THE WERE-RABBIT
THE CORPSE BRIDE
HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE
Best Art Direction***
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
KING KONG
GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK
HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE
Best Cinematography***
Rodrigo Prieto, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
Robert Elswit, GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK
Emmanuel Lubezki, THE NEW WORLD
Dion Beebe, MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
Wally Pfister, BATMAN BEGINS
Best Costume Design***
MRS. HENDERSON PRESENTS
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
WALK THE LINE
Best Film Editing
CINDERELLA MAN
THE CONSTANT GARDENER
CRASH
MUNICH
WALK THE LINE
Best Makeup
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA…
CINDERELLA MAN
STAR WARS, EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH
***Are you kidding? Did anyone even see Anakin burnt to a crisp in Episode III? I don’t think the members even watched that movie.
Best Sound Editing
KING KONG
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
WAR OF THE WORLDS
Best Sound Mixing***
WALK THE LINE
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
WAR OF THE WORLD
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA…
KING KONG
Best Visual Effects***
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA…
KING KONG
WAR OF THE WORLDS
Best Original Song***
“In the Deep” - CRASH, Music by Kathleen “Bird” York and Michael Becker; Lyric by Kathleen “Bird” York
“It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp” - HUSTLE & FLOW Music and Lyric by Jordan Houston, Cedric Coleman and Paul Beauregard
“Travelin’ Thru” — TRANSAMERICA, Music & Lyrics by: Dolly Parton
Best Foreign Film***
SOPHIE SCHOLL - THE FINAL DAYS
DON’T TELL
MERRY CHRISTMAS (JOYEUX NOEL)
PARADISE NOW
TSOTSI
Best Documentary Feature
MARCH OF THE PENGUINS
MURDERBALL
DARWIN’S NIGHTMARE
STREET FIGHT
ENRON: THE SMARTEST GUYS IN THE ROOM
Best Documentary (Short Subject)
THE DEATH OF KEVIN CARTER: CASUALTY OF THE BANG BANG CLUB
GOD SLEEPS IN RWANDA
THE MUSHROOM CLUB
A NOTE OF TRIUMPH: THE GOLDEN AGE OF NORMAN CORWIN
Best Short Film (Animated)
BADGERED
THE MOON AND THE SON: AN IMAGINED CONVERSATION
THE MYSTERIOUS GEOGRAPHIC EXPLORATIONS OF JASPER MORELLO
9
ONE MAN BAND
Best Short Film (Live-Action)
AUSREISSER (THE RUNAWAY)
CASHBACK
THE LAST FARM
OUR TIME IS UP
SIX SHOOTER
-Drewbacca
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ReadRoger Ebert’s Oscar Recap; far more interesting and comprehensive than mine. Of course, he probably gets to sleep in in the morning.